![]() Lee Ermey) guidance, begins his murder spree. Furious, Leatherface refuses to leave, picks up the chainsaw for the very first time and, with Sheriff Hoyt/Charlie Hewitt Jr.’s ( R. Years later, he’s working at that same slaughterhouse but the health department shuts them down. The prequel takes us back to 1939 and explains that Leatherface was actually the abandoned baby of a slaughterhouse employee who died during childbirth. I’m likely in the minority on this one, but I think Bay and the guys at Platinum Dunes come far closer to capturing the spirit and brutality of the 1974 film with Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. It makes absolutely no sense for Leatherface to make a scene at a crowded carnival, it’s downright hilarious when Heather falls down the stairs of the house and then trips over the graveyard fence for absolutely no reason whatsoever, the line, “Do your thing cuz,” makes me want to vomit, the fact that Daddario is wearing half a shirt or an unbuttoned shirt the entire movie infuriates me, and then, to top it all off, we’re expected to excuse everything that Leatherface has done and be thrilled that he and Edith can live happily ever after together. ![]() And that’s only one of the film’s many, many inexcusable errors and poor filmmaking decisions. ![]() Not only does A lexandra D addario most certainly not look like she’s 40, but no one else in the film has aged 40 years either. A little simple math will quickly reveal that that would mean Heather should be close to 40. The film begins in 1974 and then jumps forward to the present day, 2012 or 2013. The movie picks back up when Edith is all grown up, goes by the name Heather Miller and knows absolutely nothing about her heritage. The residents of Newt, Texas are furious about what the Sawyer family did, so they take it upon themselves to murder every single one of them - except for one, baby Edith Sawyer. Texas Chainsaw 3D kicks off shortly after the events of the original film. In fact, this one earned the bottom spot mere minutes into the film simply because the timeline of the movie makes absolutely no sense at all. There are some ridiculous movies in the Texas Chainsaw film franchise, but the latest installment, Texas Chainsaw 3D, finds itself at rock bottom because it is by far the laziest of the bunch.
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